TV Highlights...

From Parks and Recreation, Leslie doing a survey, "Would it change your mind if I told you that nine out of ten meth users said the same thing?" Person being surveyed, "What? How would you even know that?" Leslie, "We surveyed meth users."

Leslie, "I think we need to postpone this meeting." Leslie's boss, "Postpone the meeting?" Leslie, "Only for.... one to ninety days."

Leslie's mom, "I want my daughter to be successful. That's why I always tell her, 'There's nothing wrong with being a wife and mother.'"

From The Office, Michael to Dwight, "You respect dibs don't you?" Dwight, "Of course, I'm not a barbarian."

Michael to Charles, "I understand NOTHING."

Phylis to Dwight, "You sound worried." Dwight, "And you have bad skin. Oh look! We're all making observations, blelelelelele!"